Prophetic Laughter Mugs

Down with canned laughter.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Fishing with God

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Quick, follow that star

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"I'm sick and tired of hearing about your operation, Adam!"

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Are we there yet?

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"If it's all the same to you, I'll convert the text to lower-case and remove all the exclamation marks."

"No threesomes."

". . . and now, the weather."

Moses in Connecticut

Noah's first venture after the flood.

Alien ark

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."