Divine Laughter Lover Mugs

'What did I say? NO PANTIES!!'

"I'm praying like Mummy and Daddy. Holy Jesus, my God, Give it to me, I'm in heaven. Don't stop..."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

Night-time halo

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"OMG, LOL!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

God passing the time.

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"That's my boy!"

The Reason for Storms

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

The Assumption of Mary

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Angel Swing

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."