Divine Laughter Lover Prints

'What did I say? NO PANTIES!!'

"I'm praying like Mummy and Daddy. Holy Jesus, my God, Give it to me, I'm in heaven. Don't stop..."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Snowprov

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"OMG, LOL!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"But what if this is all there is?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Angel Swing

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"That's my boy!"

The Reason for Storms

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Those who fail to capitalize pronouns referring to me are doomed to face my wrath! Otherwise I'm pretty laissez-faire."