Angelic Laughter Lover Prints

"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"For a full third of my life I didn't drink. I was asleep!"

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Kids today!"