Angelic Laughter Lover Pillows

"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."

'T.M.I.F.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"I still hate you."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heavenly Take Out

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"For a full third of my life I didn't drink. I was asleep!"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'When is break time around here?'

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Actually, the "you can't take it with you" rule wasn't implemented until somebody wanted to come in with bagpipes.

'I was an overachiever.'