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God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

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'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"OMG, LOL!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Mrs. Almighty.

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'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

God changes His will.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"It was a gift from god."

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"