Heavenly Laughter Prints

'You can't take it with you because you'll need an attorney... and they're all below.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

"But what if this is all there is?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

God passing the time.

Shoe repair

Angel Swing

The Assumption of Mary

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St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

We have some good news and we have some very good news!

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Just before The Big Bang

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'You'll have to wait a couple of minutes... we're still downloading information from your soul's black box recorder.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

Keyboard in Heaven

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."