Heavenly Laughter Gifts

'You can't take it with you because you'll need an attorney... and they're all below.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

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"But what if this is all there is?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Angel Swing

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St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Just before The Big Bang

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

Keyboard in Heaven

'You'll have to wait a couple of minutes... we're still downloading information from your soul's black box recorder.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."