Ethereal Laughter Gifts

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I miss the evildoers.'

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

Heaven II

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."

"I think I forgot to turn off the stove."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

'You can't take it with you because you'll need an attorney... and they're all below.'

"Texting and driving?"

"It's just a little death defect."

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."