Ethereal Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

Fresh ground?

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"She was a good turtle."

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

Heaven II

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

"There's not a large audience for your type of ethnic humor. After all, how many Peruvian-Greeks are there?"

'Heulluva Mark.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"Not funny."

Why actuarial humor is hard to cartoon...

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

"Your Jewish shtick didn't work, you don't come across as gay..can you be a minority?"

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

'You're having Hispanic attacks.'