Lunar Laughter Gifts

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

Down with canned laughter.

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"For a full third of my life I didn't drink. I was asleep!"

'Moon'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Mooning Moon

'Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing.'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Moon Prank

Astronaut Slips On A Banana Peel

'And do you, Larry, promise to love, honor and remember Helene's name?'

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

'Well, you've met the couch potato. Now meet, the chips.'

Forgotten by history: the brave pioneers who gave their lives to pave the way for the first moon jump.

"I think I forgot to turn off the stove."

'You can't take it with you because you'll need an attorney... and they're all below.'