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'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"What did Jesus order?"

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Bald Man Overcomb

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

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