Trawler Technician Gifts

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Fishing and new technologies

"The pH level seems a little off."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Overturned boat.

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

My boat

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'You only caught one?'

'Hey! Not fair!'

Boat Launch

Man catching shark with his foot

Agriculture and New Technologies

"My fish locator sent me."

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'

Bass Finder 6000

He was married. She could tell.

'Disaster in the making...'

"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.

"Now to find a way outside!"

'Well, now, what would it cost me without parts and labor?'

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

'I could never get the hang of all that fishing gear on this boat.'

Social networks

"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."