Trawler Technician T-Shirts

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Fishing and new technologies

"The pH level seems a little off."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

My boat

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Overturned boat.

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'You only caught one?'

'Hey! Not fair!'

Man catching shark with his foot

"My fish locator sent me."

Agriculture and New Technologies

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply? About that do-it-yourself boat repair kit I ordered...'

Bass Finder 6000

'I could never get the hang of all that fishing gear on this boat.'

Social networks

'Well, now, what would it cost me without parts and labor?'

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

"Now to find a way outside!"

"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.

'Disaster in the making...'

He was married. She could tell.

Stupid vet tricks (Vet trying to trick a dog into getting an injection by waving a bone in front of it).

"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."