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"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'I could never get the hang of all that fishing gear on this boat.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Coastguard

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Lighthouse

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

Lighthouse switch

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Overturned boat.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."

"Say bye-bye."