Underwater Tacticians T-Shirts

'Hey! Not fair!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Reverse psychology

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Carlo Ancelotti

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Fish-losophy

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"

'Go fish.'

GREENLAND

Revenge of the Fish

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

Manuel Pellegrini

Submarine Disguise

"So what do you do in the evenings around here?"

Thomas Tuchel