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'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Lynching on social media

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Human males marking territory.

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

GREENLAND

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

'Hey! Not fair!'

"Spoilsports"

Heroes of the Afghan War

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

"Remember me? I'm the guy you fired three years ago.. Guess where I'm working now!"

World Championships Tungsten Rubik's Cube

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

'This one is for 'World of Warcraft 3,'

Money in mousetrap