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'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Lynching on social media

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

GREENLAND

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

'Hey! Not fair!'

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

Money in mousetrap

World Championships Tungsten Rubik's Cube

"Remember me? I'm the guy you fired three years ago.. Guess where I'm working now!"

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

"The neighbor's dog just made a deposit in our yard. We're going over there to give him his interest."