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"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Cardiac Recovery.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Reverse psychology

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'It's the simple things.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Furtive Milking

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

Stealth fighter fly over.

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'