Hide-and-seek Strategist T-Shirts

'I thought you were playing hide and seek with Grandma!'

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

CX909708

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

Kid's Driving You Crazy?