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With the mileage on his car close to the limit for his lease agreement, Dave drove backward whenever possible.

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"This time, don’t trip on his toys — just grab the piggy bank and get out."

'He's not asleep, he's taking a sly look at the racing results.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Furtive Milking

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'It's the simple things.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"No. I can still see you."

Model Stealth Bomber.

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

Street trader tricking police.

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

WWE Chess

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."