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'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Nuclear Proliferation

Trouble everywhere...

Foxhole - digging robot

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"