Secret Service Strategist T-Shirts

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

That's What Happens

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Ukraine Crisis

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Trouble everywhere...

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Foxhole - digging robot

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Ukraine Pinata

Split Decision

Nuclear Proliferation

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Bush and his exit 'strategery'