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Money in mousetrap

Lynching on social media

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alternative fielding positions

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

'What a control freak!'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"It's a setup."

Human males marking territory.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"Next!"

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'