Trap Tactician Mugs

Money in mousetrap

Lynching on social media

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alternative fielding positions

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

'What a control freak!'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"It's a setup."

Human males marking territory.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Arsene Wenger

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Next!"