Tackle Tactician Mugs

'Quick! Play dead!'

Football.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

American Football.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"That was a rumor day."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Before instant replay.

"You know very well what fish!"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

Stone Age

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"Next!"