Trash Tactician T-Shirts

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Lynching on social media

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Human males marking territory.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Bin Inspector

We're polishing our brand.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine