Submarine Technician Gifts

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Sub Editor

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Silent type, eh?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Killer whale with dead trainer

Titanic iceberg auction

U Boat

"Rising sea levels."

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Little Submarines

Polar Bear

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

USS Party Time.

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

Submarine Attacks

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

Up Pariscope.

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Oceanographers Go Home

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

AUKUS Alliance