Submarine Crew Gifts

'You really want to quit your job on the submarine? Why, Seaman Jones? Why??'

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

Up Pariscope.

'Have you farted?'

USS Party Time.

'Hi. You're new here, aren't you?'

Hey guys, where's the exit?

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Sub Editor

Submarine and beer

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lifesaver!

Airport

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'Silent type, eh?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Going to Work. . .Coming Home