Submarine Crew Member Gifts

'Silent type, eh?'

The start of the world's first intercontinental food fights.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Lifesaver!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Sub Editor

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

U Boat

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"Rising sea levels."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

Polar Bear

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

USS Party Time.

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

Up Pariscope.

Submarine Attacks

Little Submarines