Submarine Operator Gifts

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

School Crossing

Oil prices are so low that a Submarine goes down to the bottom of the sea and finds a barrel.

Thank goodness we're out of that cavern

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Sub Editor

'Silent type, eh?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

U Boat

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"Rising sea levels."

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

The Church-Going Bell.

USS Party Time.

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Up Pariscope.

Submarine Attacks

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

Little Submarines

BE.. All that you can BE...

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

AUKUS Alliance

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks