Submarines Gifts

'Silent type, eh?'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'Take a look if you don't believe me...'

Fisherman and polar bears

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

That's just cheating!

Giant Squid Attack

Submarine Catflap

Polar bear meets a submarine

Women in submarines...

'I have tried saying hello but he just ignores me.'

It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas.

Up periscope.

'Hi. You're new here, aren't you?'

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

Man in bath not alone.

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Shark Crossing

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Subwoofer

Sub Editor

"He chases submarines."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

"Rising sea levels."

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'