Submarine Gifts

Wavy Navy

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Subwoofer

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Sub Editor

"He chases submarines."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Silent type, eh?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"At ease!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

Support the Troops

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

A Crown of Red Poppies

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Rising sea levels."

U Boat

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'