Submarine Geek Gifts

Submarine Catflap

"Scuba cow"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Sub Editor

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"What's the name of our sea?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Rising sea levels."

Octopus Baseball Fan

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'