Naval Warfare Geek Gifts

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Remote control pirate bully

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Pirate

Battery Lighthouse

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Sub Editor

Clam Spearing

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian