Submersible Enthusiast Gifts

'Oceanographers go home'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."