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'Oceanographers go home'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Scuba cow"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."