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'Crikey where am I going to get the class case from?!'

Polar bear freeing a trapped submarine

Boat wedding.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fishing boat.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"What's the name of our sea?"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

One of a kind.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.