Submarine Enthusiasts Gifts

"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

"Captain, it looks like there`s a situation developing."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Scuba cow"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Sperm Whale.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Shark food pyramid.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."