Submarine Enthusiasts Prints

"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

"Captain, it looks like there`s a situation developing."

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

COWMIKAZES

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"What's the name of our sea?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.