Submarine Geek Mugs

Submarine Catflap

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Sub Editor

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"What's the name of our sea?"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Octopus Baseball Fan

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Rising sea levels."

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."