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"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

U Boat

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"Rising sea levels."

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Aquarium Distress Call.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

USS Party Time.

Little Submarines

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

Polar Bear

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

Submarine Attacks

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'