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"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

U Boat

"Rising sea levels."

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Noah's lesser known brother.

'That was fun!'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

Aquarium Distress Call.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

Little Submarines

USS Party Time.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Submarine Attacks

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Polar Bear