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'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Mermaid Art

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Could you give us a push?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Submariners' Eye Test.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'That was fun!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'What luck!'

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

Mermaid Yoga

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Sea Adventure Book

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.