Ship Story Lover Prints

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Mermaid Art

'Could you give us a push?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'That was fun!'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'What luck!'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

Mermaid Yoga

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'