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'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

On the brink.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Pirate

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Watching Sea Life.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"