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'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

On the brink.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Pirate

Titanic: How's my steering.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Watching Sea Life.

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

The Imperfect Storm

'Could you give us a push?'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"