Marine Mystery Lover Mugs

Dolphin Court

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Lovers scuba diving

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Common Dolphin

Starbucks Siren

Moses/stranded shark

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Don't make eye contact..."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.