Submarine Operator T-Shirts

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

Don't tap the glass, dear, it hurts their ears.

School Crossing

Oil prices are so low that a Submarine goes down to the bottom of the sea and finds a barrel.

Thank goodness we're out of that cavern

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Sub Editor

'Silent type, eh?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Submariners' Eye Test.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

U Boat

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

"Rising sea levels."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Submarine Attacks

Up Pariscope.

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

The Church-Going Bell.

BE.. All that you can BE...

USS Party Time.

Little Submarines

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'