Boat Operator T-Shirts

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Gondoliers for Climate Change.

The Church-Going Bell.

'Sorry, mate, I don't do south of the river at this time of night.'

'Minicab?'

'It IS old fashioned Cynthia, but Reg reckons it is quicker than getting an ASBO...'

They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

My boat

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

Yacht For Sail.

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

School Crossing

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

Sooner or Later

'To help improve your experience, you've been specially selected to participate in our customer satisfaction survey. We welcome feedback!"

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

'I notice you're claiming non-domicile status, Mr Bull...'

Messing about in Boats.

'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'