Boat Rental Operator T-Shirts

'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'

"First class, or with children?"

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

"International trade"

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"Two weeks in France with a cataract operation, no problem."

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

The Church-Going Bell.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Yacht For Sail.

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

"What fire? We're fleeing eco-tourists."

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"You tigers havin' a good time...."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'The lion's lost his pride.'