Boat Rental Operator Gifts

'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'

"First class, or with children?"

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

"International trade"

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'You're talking three million, ballpark

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

The Church-Going Bell.

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Two weeks in France with a cataract operation, no problem."

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Yacht For Sail.

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

"What fire? We're fleeing eco-tourists."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"You tigers havin' a good time...."

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'